What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 13:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Still no good

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share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?